Resistance Is Futile
Modern life would have you believe that sugar is the new enemy. Butter, eggs, flour. All suspect. All best avoided.
Which can only lead to one conclusion.
Puddings are the devil’s work.
We did briefly consider dealing with this properly. Our head pastry chef Carla, or “Queen of Puddings” as we now officially call her, could have been subjected to some kind of medieval test. A river. A chair. You get the idea.
But there was a problem.
Her puddings are just too good.
The kind that bring back childhood memories with one bite. Sticky toffee pudding, a British institution, a warm, date-rich sponge soaked in a deep toffee sauce. Custard tarts with delicate pastry and silky baked filling. Maple bacon donuts that sit somewhere between sweet and savory in a way that should not work, but absolutely does.
If she is a witch, we are entirely under her spell.